Hey you there with that face
in the mirror
What the hell are you looking at?
No really
Who are you there to judge me?
You’re exactly like me but flat
And the one who has
lived this life
Or the happiness that comes my way
So I’m gonna say:
What the fuck?
Stay in the night
There’s a chance
that it’ll all be alright
It’s possible I’m pushing
this a little too far
But it’s not like things
can get a whole lot worse
than they are
I’m not running on a streak
of good luck
So what the fuck?
Another day of saving the planet
One more night of nothing
but tears
And Stephen plays dumb,
surprised that I want him
Like we haven’t been
flirting for years
And I know that I was out
of bounds
It was me somehow on the attack
But then he kissed me back
What the fuck?
What’s the deal?
Can I ever just feel what I feel?
I’m accomplished and I’m funny
I’ve got wisdom and wit
And a taste for certain men
who will treat me like shit
So romance has again run amuck
Oh what the fuck?
What the fuck?
What'd I do?
How’d I end up lying naked
with you?
I was stone-cold stupid sober
So I can’t blame the drink
I was needy, I was greedy
and I just didn’t think
That’s a lie
I thought about it a lot
I had lots of warning thoughts,
I forgot
Just another bad decision, I guess
Just another pile a crap
in the mess
And I’ve managed to involve
my best friend
Will my trail of sad mistakes
ever end?
Cause I’m starting to suspect
that I’m stuck
Like a schmuck
And I suck
What the fuck?