How come you are always
off your head
And yet you still end up
in your bed
With some mint blonde
I've never seen before
And you get away
with kicking her face
first out of your front door
You get admiration
from all of the lads
The mothers take a shine to you
that's not the case with the dads
They have to keep both eyes upon
you just in case you make a move
But we know
that you wouldn't be so daft
and that's what makes
you so smooth
So next time you're out
can I stand
and watch from the bar
Just to see if it's true how far
You will take your good looks
your wit and charm
And walk out of the place
with sixteen girls on each arm
You get admiration
from all of the lads
The mothers take a shine to you
that's not the case with the dads
They have to keep both eyes upon
you just in case you make a move
But we know
that you wouldn't be so daft
and that's what makes
you so smooth