Charlie and Ed, they had the greatest idea,
Charlie said that he was driving, with his one good leg,
As long as they scored the drugs was all that mattered to Ed,
PC Malloy said see you later love to his best one in bed, nothing was said
Later in the evening they all headed out into the night of the ill fated drug store robbery
Cramped up Oxy 10 was just an experiment,
Cramped up Everything it did was just like being dead,
And the last thing you’d do is go zombie in Haiti
But Charlie and Ed thought it was a great idea to escape there with their consignment of Oxy-Zombie
Ed, in a cold sweat, out of order on the border,
Charlie, looking kinda cool, limping with an authoritive air
Ed in a cold sweat, out of order on the border,
Charlie cooler, limping with an authoritive air,
Oh Ed needed a hit before the plane touched down
On the eve of Voodoo Zombie hunting time, in Haiti
PC Malloy said see you later love to the best one in his bed, later nothing was said,
And they all headed out to the night of the ill fated drug store robbery
Mrs Malloy was just putting the babies to bed
When everybody headed for the night of the ill fated drug store robbery