Unicorns and wizard sleeves
Hammer pants and make believe
Pirate ships sailing off to sea
Well you can party
with me in my
Castle in my castle
in my castle
in my castle
This is for the freaks and
for my magicians
Booty clap and lap dancing
technicians
Dance parties in the name
of Great Britain
And American girls
who love the Detroit Piston
Like Dennis Rodman
I got a rod man
awww yeah
Long wong dong in a soft hand
And a ping pong pink schlong
let’s all dance
From England to Stockholm
I’m wearing a cape
just like a poncho
I got a cutey and
I’m making a beat on her booty
Like I was at Bonnaroo
beating up on a bongo
I got a bottle of Martinelli’s
and I’m dumping
It on anybody
that’s kicking it in the grotto
And the name was keep tripping
like I’m in a castle
Fuck your condo
Unicorns and wizard sleeves
Hammer pants and make believe
Pirate ships sailing off to sea
Unicorns and wizard sleeves
Hammer pants and make believe
Pirate ships sailing off to sea
Well you can party
with me in my
Castle in my castle
in my castle
in my castle
You like to party
I am a party er
You like to wander
I am a wanderer
Your thighs are the closet to Narnia
Is it cool if I go and get lost in that
I’m the lion
the witch in the wardrobe
Massaging my lap
I have a sore bone
Of course cold on the dance floor
Like an Eskimo’s
toes in the North Pole
With both toes poking out
of two holes
In the Eskimo socks
I’m hot
Like a cauldron from a warlock
Wearing sweatpants in a sauna
Who’s your father
I’m not
I’m motherfuckin
Raven Bowie and
here’s my cock
Rooster
Cock a doodle doo sir
Take a hit of the hooka
now make it drop
Girl’s booty was bigger
than the stomach of Rick Ross
Holy mother mountain of
tender tendin’ you get lost in
Bounce bounce
that castle booty
that bottom
Make it wobble
wobbly wobble ’till
my third leg has to hobble
You don’t want to
look back on this night
And think I should have been
freaking on a booty
Freak freaking on a booty
Unicorns and wizard sleeves
Hammer pants and make believe
Pirate ships sailing off to sea
Well you can party
with me in my
Castle in my castle
in my castle
in my castle
This might be the best night
that we have ever had
That that we have ever had
That that we have ever had
That that we have
ever had together
Eh motherfuckin’ eh
Have you ever killed a coyote
in the middle of a party
In the night
in the middle of a party
Have you ever killed a coyote
in the middle of the night
In the middle of a party
Brought it home and
threw it on the carpet
Sit and kill a coyote
I’m starving
Who wants to eat a coyote
Who wants to eat a coyote
Who wants to eat a coyote
Bring my bagpipe
I grab my flute
Cause drunk King John
is still the lieu
Get onto the pole in a birthday suit
our suit
With them Jay’s
King and Prince’s pants
And Raven has whatever says
Unicorns and wizard sleeves
Hammer pants and make believe
Pirate ships sailing off to sea
Well you can party
with me in my
Castle in my castle
in my castle
in my castle