Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed
Said Please don't go
Grandma take me home
Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatoes and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meat too good
Grandma take me home
Said Why don't you stop your crying
go outside and ride your bike
That's what I did
I killed my toe
Grandma take me home
After dinner I had ice cream
I fell asleep and watched TV
I woke up in my mother's arms
Grandma take me home never take me home
Grandma take me home never take me home
Grandma take me home never take me home
Grandma take me home never take me home
Grandma take me home never take me home
Grandma take me home never take me home
Grandma take me home never take me home
Grandma take me home never take me home
Grandma take me home
I wanna be alone