Another cat amongst the pigeons
Another spanner
in the scheme of things
I don't know why it shakes
them up so much
They're so out of touch with me
It isn't easy finding something new
The bible bashers beat
you black and blue
Fire and brimstone
raining down on you
But you know it's true
they know what they can do
Monkey business mankind
I've got a theory
that will blow your mind
Monkey business you'll see
I got you swinging from tree to tree
I'm never sure about what they want
They put their collars on back to front
They got their answers
and they don't like mine
But I'm only trying to help
They say I should be
full of shame and dread
They point to Genesis
and shake their head
They don't know what it is
they makes them tick
But I've news for them and
it's not so romantic
Monkey business mankind
I've got a theory
that will blow your mind
Monkey business you'll see
I've got you swinging from tree to tree
Monkey business mankind
I've got a theory that
will blow your mind
Monkey business you'll see
You got an ape in your family tree
We don't want monkey business
We don't want monkey business
Monkey business mankind
I've got a theory
that will blow your mind
Monkey business you'll see
You've got an ape in your family tree