I know a girl who
Thinks of ghosts
She`ll make you breakfast
She`ll make you toast
She don`t use butter
She don`t use cheese
She don`t use jelly or
Any of these
She uses Vaseline
Vaseline
I know a guy who
Goes to shows
When he`s at home and
He blows his nose
He don`t use tissues
Or his sleeve
He don`t use napkins or
Any of these
He uses magazines
Magazines
And I know this girl who
Reminds me of Cher
She`s always changing the
Color of her hair
But she don`t use nothing
That ya buy at the store
She likes her hair to
Be real orange
She uses tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines