Opening night
It's Opening night!
It's Maxbialy stock's latest show
Will it flop or will it go?
The cast is taking its final bow
Here comes the audience now
The doors are open, they're on their way
Let's hear what they have to say
He's done it again
He's done it again
Max Bialy stock has done it again
We can't believe it
You can't conceive it
How'd he achieve it?
It's the worst show in town!
We sat there sighing
Groaning and crying
There's no denying
It's the worst show in town.
Oh we wanted to stand up and hiss
We've seen shit
But never like this
Max Bialy stock has done it again
The songs were rotten the book was stinkin'
What he did to Shakespeare Booth did to Lincoln
We couldn't leave faster
What a disaster
We are still in shock
Who produced this schlock?
That slimy, sleazy Max Bialystock
What a bum!