Our first kiss was Christmas
in the Walmart toy department
She said 'I should take you with me when I leave'
And we were searching New York
for a fancy new apartment
She said 'Central Park is SeaWorld for trees'
You ask about the cows wearing my sweater
It's something 'bout the weather
that makes 'em lie down
The only time I feel I might get better
Is when we are together
I like socks with sandals
she's more into scented candles oh
I'll never get that smell out of my bag
It was poorly handled
the day we both got cancelled
Because I'm a racist and you're some kinda slag
You ask about the cows wearing my sweater
It's something 'bout the weather
that makes 'em lie down
The only time I feel I might get better
Is when we are together oh together
I'm better at writing
was just a way to get you biting oh
The truth is that our egos are absurd
I thought we were fighting
but it seems I was gaslighting you
I didn't know that it had its own word
You still ask about the cows wearing my sweater
You said it's something 'bout the weather
that makes 'em lie down
The only time I feel I might get better
Is when we are together