Simply knowing you exist ain't good enough for me,
But asking for your telephone number
Seems highly inappropriate.
Seeing as I can't even say hi
When you walk by.
And that time you shook my hand it felt so nice,
I swear I never felt this way about any other guy.
And I never usually notice people's eyes but..
I conducted a plan to bump in to you most accidentally but,
I was walking along and I bumped into you
Much more heavily than I'd originally planned.
It was well embarassing and I think you thought that I was a bit of a twat.
I just think that we'd get on.
I wish I could tell you face to face
Instead of singing this stupid song.
But yeah I just think that we might get on.
So I went to that party and everyone...
They were kind of arty,
And I was wearing this dress
Because I wanted to impress,
But I wasn't sure if I looked my best
Because I was so nervous.
But I carried on regardless,
Strutting through each room trying to find you.
And when I saw you kissing that girl
My heart it shattered
And my eyes, they watered
And when I tried to speak i stuttered
And my friends were like,
"Whatever,
You'll find someone better...
His eyes were way too close together.
And we never even liked him from the start,
And now he's with that tart,
And I heard she done some really nasty stuff
Down in the park with Michael."
They said,
"She's easy
And if your guy's with someone that's sleazy,
Then he ain't worth your time because you deserve a real nice guy."
So I preceeded to get drunk and to cry.
And I locked myself in the toilets for the entire night.
Saturday night I watched Channel Five.
I particularly liked CSI.
I don't ever dream about you and me
I don't ever make up stuff about us that would be considered insulting.
I don't ever drive by your house to see if you're in
I don't even have an opinion on that tramp that you are still seeing
I don't know your timetable
I don't know your face off by heart...
But I must admit that there is a part that still thinks
That we might get on.
We might get on.