'T' for Texas, it's 'T' for Tennessee
'T' for Texas, it's 'T' for Tennessee
And it's 'T' for Thelma, oh she made a wreck of me
Wanna buy me a shotgun
As long as I am tall
I'm gonna buy me a shotgun
As long as I am tall
I'm gonna shoot old Thelma
Just to see her jump and fall
I'm gonna be your side track
Til your main line comes
I wanna be your side track
Til your main line comes
Cause I can do more switchin'
Than your main line ever done