Juicy Lucy got style, Juicy Lucy got sass
She don't got a lot of money but she got a lot of class
With her platform shoes and her towering bun
It hides a satellite dish, it talks to aliens, yeah
Juicy Lucy phone home
Juicy Lucy oh she's gone man
Juicy Lucy, Juicy Lucy
Juicy Lucy got shred, Juicy Lucy got ripped
Must have been one hell of an acid trip yeah
Takin' little tiny steps in the noonday sun
Sayin' "beam me up Scotty" when the big one comes yeah
Juicy Lucy phone home
Juicy Lucy oh she's gone
Juicy Lucy, Juicy Lucy
Juicy Lucy got round, Juicy Lucy got wrong
All the hipsters on Melville know that she's the one
With her bell-bottom britches known to give a lot of thrills
And a lifetime supply of estrogen pills
Juicy Lucy phone home
Juicy Lucy oh she's gone
With a sideeffect for her worldly cause
Feeling make you stop and think about menopause
Oh Juicy Lucy ?