I've found a girl who's got her own money
She's so good looking that it ain't funny
She's got a Health-and-Beauty school diploma
A runner-up to Miss Oklahoma
She looks uptown, but she ain't really
She's into footbal, she likes my chili
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Y'all
Somebody slap me! Somebody slap me!
Cain't be this happy! Somebody slap me!
I've found a girl who's sweeter than honey
She pets my dog and she likes my buddies
The kind of girl who ain't afraid of nothing
She's independant, she does her own stuff
Her daddy's rich but she don't let it show
She likes to fish, she's got her own boat
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She's got long blonde hair and her eyes are blue
She wants a husband, but not any time soon
Somebody slap me! Somebody slap me!
Cain't be this happy! Somebody slap me!